Text 23 Apr 2 notes

A hahahahahaha oh god I’m in such a bad mood just fuck everything I wanna crawl into a hole and never come out

Text 20 Apr 360,937 notes

bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

via pizza ✌.
Text 20 Apr 62,003 notes

keithlapinig:

If Disney Store doesn’t use "Hoohoo, Big Summer Blowout" once this Summer in one of their sale campaigns, they’re doing it wrong.

Text 20 Apr 22,058 notes

suicunesrider:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

let me just tell you. the easter bunny is real, all right. real grumpy. real annoying. and really full of himself

don’t let the easter kangaroo see this

image

Text 20 Apr 336,100 notes

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

Photo 20 Apr 453,548 notes masturdated:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

toot it and boot it

masturdated:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

toot it and boot it

via lame.jpg.
Text 20 Apr 109,657 notes

locked-in-the-storage-closet:

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT THANK YOU 

Video 20 Apr 129,538 notes

irrayditation:

bUNNY

inaPOCKET

(Source: inkscalesfeathersandfur)

Video 20 Apr 17,389 notes

catsbeaversandducks:

Happy Easter!

Photo 20 Apr 457,805 notes If Shaun was to have a child

If Shaun was to have a child

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

via pizza ✌.
Text 20 Apr 1,548 notes

robots-and-electric-sheep:

never trust anyone who doesn’t think leonard mccoy is a vital member of the enterprise crew

they are weak and will not survive the winter

Photo 20 Apr 38,343 notes lolzpicx:

That formula just goes straight to my hips…

lolzpicx:

That formula just goes straight to my hips…

Photo 20 Apr 230 notes in-my-mouth:

Garlic Potato Rolls
Text 20 Apr 452 notes

thetowndrugdealer:

i just tried to break open an chocolate easter egg by smashing it in to my forehead but it didnt work and now all thats broken is my spirit 

Video 20 Apr 104,290 notes

sinbadism:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

sometimes theres justice in this world

(Source: rawstory.com)


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