A hahahahahaha oh god I’m in such a bad mood just fuck everything I wanna crawl into a hole and never come out
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?
If Disney Store doesn’t use "Hoohoo, Big Summer Blowout" once this Summer in one of their sale campaigns, they’re doing it wrong.
let me just tell you. the easter bunny is real, all right. real grumpy. real annoying. and really full of himself
don’t let the easter kangaroo see this
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
toot it and boot it
straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT THANK YOU
never trust anyone who doesn’t think leonard mccoy is a vital member of the enterprise crew
they are weak and will not survive the winter
i just tried to break open an chocolate easter egg by smashing it in to my forehead but it didnt work and now all thats broken is my spirit